Would You Want To Kiss Me Part Two
Haha, I love the simplicity of this opener. Too bad I almost got my ass kicked because of it yesterday.
So I went yesterday at the junior prom of another high school here in town, and for the first half an hour or so, I don’t do much. A girl opens me and I find out she’s in the same class with some friends of mine. Well, Thanks to her, I manage to sneak another buddy of mine in (the one who did his birthday two days ago).
We drink a beer and he tells me that 2 in 5 girls there must surely know about the_orion (his nickname). So I want to prove him wrong and start asking girls left and right whether they know anything about this guy. Very fun. In total, I don’t know. Somewhere between 10-15. None knew him lol.
After that, we stay a little and have fun amongst ourselves, then I tell him I’ll give him some money if I don’t walk up to girls and ask for a kiss. Cool, so I start asking that. When they would say no, I’d say “At least on the cheek”. Some would give that to me, some would not.
At some point, a guy walks up to me and asks me what I’m trying to do. I tell him I’m asking these girls to kiss me on the cheek. (There are two different words in Romanian for ‘Kiss’ and a ‘Cheek Kiss’). So the guy tells me, “ Some of these girls have boyfriends and may get in trouble. If you would have asked for a ‘cheek kiss’, they would have certainly given you one.”
So, I start asking for cheek kisses so that I don’t come across so direct.
In total, I get about 25-30 cheek kisses. With the ones that didn’t want to kiss me on the spot, I’d come back the them after a few minutes and of course, they eventually kissed me.
I could have gone further with some of these girl, but that wasn’t my purpose. I regret that I don’t remember what was the name of the hottest girls there and that I didn’t get her number. Oh well.
Towards the end, I see a girl giving me a powerful EC so I walk up to her and ask for a kiss. She doesn’t want to so I leave, but her stupid fucked up jealous bf comes after me and grabs me, asking what I want from her. He tells me to apologize to her, or I’m getting my ass kicked. Funny thing is, I didn’t even remember who she was. So I eventually tell her sorry like I don’t really mean it, because the bastard was holding me from behind, and when I left, he slapped me in the back. I would have kicked the shit out of him at that point, but he was with his other buddies so I just left it at that.
Need to get some martial arts training. I’ll do that next year.
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